❝Hold on. I'm rethinking it. I just read that guppies can hold sperm for up to eight months. Girls will love that.❞

Just when he thinks it can't get any worse, it can. Ate a handful of peaches for breakfast and he's throwing them up one by one. ❝𝑺𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆.™, after I empty my stomach on you, we're breaking up!❞

Wow, that was liberating.

Stares from across the courtyard for five minutes. Carl is putting on a show. Obviously, not for him.

II. The TL makes me WANT to bring this up. There's one little flaw nobody caught with Savior Rick AND Ben lost his boyfriend over it.

II. I got locked out of my Maggie. Not sure if I should remake her.

❝Christopher Robin's Sugar Daddies killed us all. Not a word to Henry, Rick. Piglet is his favorite.❞

II. @QuixoticHenry, can I put you in my bio?

❝Henry wouldn't let me borrow his helmet, and a wild hog ran into my head! Ezekiel never listens! I for one refuse to feed them the dead!❞

❝Can we talk about the deadbolt on Carl's door? What's it for?❞ Asking for fatherly advice. Henry is going through another growth spurt.

II. I want Ben to join a High School Verse. Or I could do a no apocalypse AU.

❝Henry looks older than me now. ❞

❝If there were a book of magic, Rick Grimes wouldn't be dead. But neither would all of the Kingdom Knights who lost their lives so Negan could live.❞

II. I disagree. I see Mallory and Ben having a relationship. Ben enjoys science and theory and will be shooketh when he discovers her supernatural powers. She could help rebuild the Kingdom etc etc.

II. SPARE ME THE BULLSHIT. BEN WILL BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH A DICTIONARY.

II. I MISSED A LOT!! HENRY WHASTCU DOIN?

II. Hey guys! I would like to be part of this season's story lines. Also my Judith is 𝑱𝒖𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝑮𝒓𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒔..

II. BEST HEADER EVER!!!

❝At the fair, I'm setting up a station for people to sit on my stick . . . to test the strength of the wood of course.❞