“How are you” Omo me sef no know how are i.

I couldn’t possibly work as an international journalist because it’s from here as we’re filming this interview in his house that I would have brought out cutlass and attacked him,

Megan thee stallion will be fine eventually, you know who wouldn't? me and you if tinubu enters again get your PVC y'all

My top five horror movies: Belle Make I carry belle Make I mistakenly carry belle Make person give me belle Make I get belle

The only reason some of you think Africans shouldn’t join global conversations is because you see yourselves as inferior. That’s a self-esteem issue.

“If they can cheat on Megan Thee Stallion, who are you?” Omo I am me oh. Na you come sabi who you be.

"a bad daughter is just an average son"

Are you a born again Christian who served in a corrupt government, responsible for the massacre of countless Nigerians? If yes, why? 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

Welcome to the month of May, may all Pedophiles, rapists and abusers dïe.

When you've successfully pushed out a baby from your own vagina, you can come back and we will listen to you. Mad fellow.

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

First lunatic in my bloodline to be self aware.

mixing a bunch of bullshit on my lips to create the best lip combo of all time that I can never replicate

Meanwhile the richest men are creating islands to rape kids, fund wars, and fund the entire sex industry.

asking 15 people for advice just to end up doing exactly what i wanted anyway

Please let’s be honest with ourselves. It’s NIGERIAN MEN. Nigerian women don’t go around trying to sleep with children abroad. It’s the MEN giving us a horrible name. Nigeria has a Pedophilia problem

I'm begging the internet to stop showing me 5 to 9 morning routines where someone drinks structured water, journals for an hour, and does ice plunges before sunrise. My morning routine is hitting snooze until the fear of homelessness physically drags me out of bed.

I really dislike discussing anything with overly religious people.

For one she is not waking up at 4.00am to cook for her husband so that his co-workers will not use food to snatch him plus other factors.