xG absolutely is claptrap, but if you took 100 fans and asked them to do this on a Sunday league park, I reckon about 5 of them would make the 18 yard line. None of them would score. Or even come close.

This is what’s happening.

The sheer arrogance. The complete lack of self awareness. This club is self destructing.

Oh Skip. Please never change.

I try to never talk abt or show my kids because they deserve the right to anonymity but i just have to say their pure aura is unmatched. One of them even inexplicably commanded a flock of crows for while Might be biased but this seems unusual

This is just brilliant.

There are people who will believe this. But they only hear what they want to hear. And they’re morons.

Posted a day after Dyche was sacked. Imbecile.

Doubling down on this?

BBC4 is rerunning Boys From the Blackstuff, starting next Wednesday.

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A reminder that Twitter is full of people who should know better. This is utter bollocks and need not be amplified.

Slightly disconcertingly, at least three of my former workplaces have been bombed, and I’ve travelled through almost every Middle Eastern airport you’ve heard in the news this week.

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Storyville: Songs of Earth is an hour and a half of Norwegian landscapes. And yet utterly hypnotic. Catch it if you can. bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

Sunderland and Spurs are both terrible, and I know of what I speak.

Takes some going that in this hellhole of a season, this Dunfermline vs Falkirk might be the worst game I’ve seen all year.

No skin in this game, but that’s an absolute stonewaller. Not sure what Don Goodman is banging on about. #IpsMid