Someone check on Leslie Knope

Mrs. Benson returns or I don’t watch

Dr. Miguel Cardona has been nominated by the president-elect to lead the Department of Education. As a former public school teacher, he will lead the effort to invest in all students, support educators, and make reopening schools a national priority. buildbackbetter.gov/nominees-and-a…

I post this every year, today is no different. happy 23rd

Is it too late for us to start a monarchy in the US?

Being a politician in 2021 is pretty easy you just gotta log onto twitter once a week and tweet some shit like "This isn't acceptable" and do absolutely nothing after

The United States Capitol is under attack and it was ordered by the president of the United States.

Several people got on to a scaffolding outside Senate, took it to second floor, which looked like the area where McConnell’s office is located, and started banging on windows

You’re a piece of shit animal abuser and shouldn’t be allowed near any animals ever again

Okay here's the deal. If you rent something this week we'll give you a covid vaccine. Don't ask how just take it.

Let me settle this once and for all. The pizza capital of the United States is New Haven Ct. Anybody who says otherwise is wrong.

OKAY WHO DID THIS

I did not anticipate becoming an olivia rodrigo stan and yet, here we are

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still down😞

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread

🚨This just in🚨Goats take in retired GOAT