Went out for my birthday with nothing but freshly arched eyebrows & my Milani lipgloss on my face and still got called pretty all night. Just wait until I learn to do my makeup 😮‍💨

& I only didn’t have my lashes done because I grabbed the ones that aren’t pre-glued & I didn’t have any glue 🤦🏽‍♀️ upset wasn’t the word lmao

Hearing "I'll handle it" and then it's handled.

I’m so mad Cava became popular. I’m finna start spreading lies 😭

Foodstamps…that’s it that’s all.

Lmaaooo. Her reaching for the “spray” & he gone say “you have nothing there” is hilarioussss, cause she really did all that imaginary grabbing 😂😂😂

This was one of my biggest fears being Airborne & that’s exactly why I dropped my status soon as I found out I was going to 82nd 🙅🏽‍♀️ my few lil jumps were fun though

& I kept reading about the riggers popping hot for drugs ??? That was an even bigger hell no 🤣

Idk why but “doing the splits” is so funny to me. What happened to the singular word “split” 😭

My kids and my career 🖤

My hearing is terrible but I can always hear my kids calling me or a baby crying. That’s the most mom shit ever 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

Sautéed salmon over jasmine rice with broccoli & some slices of lemon HATE to see me coming 😂

Not giving a single damn. Stress is a leading cause in diseases 🤷🏾‍♀️

“Bark like you wannittt Mommy” has been stuck in my head for days 😂

As much as we hate paying these bills, we’ve got to say, ‘Thank you God,’ every time we do because the ability to pay them is a blessing in itself.

There’s really an AI app that gives you advice. It’s getting scarier. I’m watching the world become more self-centered & move away from togetherness/unity. Ion think it’s supposed to be like that 🥴

non aesthetic things

I’m only all-in once. I am not the same after giving my all the first time. It could be a genuine mistake & you’ll probably never mess up again, but my guard will now be up forever & always.