Woof woof

Just one of those days…

Good morning every puppy! Let’s play!

What??!? But but but it crinkles and and it might be for me!

Moommmmmmm where are you? You said you were going to get grandma? You’ve been gone for 7zillion82billion93million days…

MOM IS HOME AND SHE BROUGHT GRANDMA WITH HER AND I AM SO EXCITED I HAVE TO SIT ON THEM SO THEY DONT GO ANYWHERE!

How I take selfies with my mom Queen of Cobwebs & Dog Fur 🌊🌻 #DogsOfTwitter #DogsAreLove #DogsAreFamily #selfie

There’s noises outside There’s noises outside Mom There’s noises outside and you don’t care? You say they’re “just fireworks” but they’re noisy. And I don’t like them.

My bone Not yours My bone Can’t have it I licked it Slobbered on it Can’t have it Mine all mine I’ll drop it in your shoe But it’s still mine My delicious bone. Not yours. Mine. #DogsAreLove #DogsAreFamily #DogsOfTwitter

Mom says my birthday is coming up. What should I have her cook for me? A bacon hamburger or a steak?

Mom let me have a pre - birthday steak! Oh my dog it was delicious! #birthdayweek

Mom said she got me a birthday present… She said it’s name is Roomba. I don’t like it… I don’t like it one bit… #DogsOfTwitter

Yay! My account is back up! Woof woof!

I’m sooooooooooooooo bored. Mom & dad are both sick and won’t play with me.

Do you remember when you joined X? I don’t - I’m a dog! #MyXAnniversary