This pop group will go a long way... as long as you have a break with a KitKat in 1984

After the party, you may need Yellow Pages in 1989

The smallest miscalculation or mistake and we could be on the verge of WW3. British media: "WHO PAID FOR THE PM'S WIFE'S BLOUSE?"

BREAKING: In a stunning leak, Donald Trump gave the keynote address at the Heritage Foundation where he announced the work the foundation did (Project 2025) would be crucial to his policy goals. Retweet so all Americans know Trump will enact Project 2025.

Maybe Trump should stop messing with the Haitians Just saying 🤷🏼‍♂️

Obama announcing the death of bin Laden vs. Trump announcing the death of al-Baghdadi will forever be one of the funniest videos on the internet.

Should add that she also said this x.com/implausibleblo…

Channel 4 News Sue Gray categorically did not receive “A PAY RISE OF £170,000”. What the fuck is wrong with you?

WTAF - the irony of Nigel Farage on Nick Ferrari's morning LBC show, calling James O'Brien a moron, and accusing him of spreading "hatred" and "lies" #jamesobrien

Whilst I’m no fan of Keir Starmer, if he single-handedly engineered the cure for cancer, the Daily Mail headline would no doubt read something like ‘Starmer puts oncology careers in peril’ Absolute shitrag… for cunts by cunts

Good Morning Britain Here we go, GMB pretending its a debate when in fact they are actively pushing for and so obviously siding with the wealthy and private sector getting hold of our beloved NHS and dismantling it for profit. Sickening to see whats become of our media.

So the battle begins The IEA says that the NHS should be scrapped - to save lives. They want the removal of the cost to the State at any cost #ToriesAreOut #StarmerIsPM77 #farrightfails #toptierkeir

Reform conference schedule 11.00am - Hit the bars 11.55am - Emergency toilet session 12.00pm - Tedious opening speech 12.30pm - pretend toilet break sneak to bar 1.00pm - Lunch and extended nap 2.30pm - Another speech - thankfully they only have 5 MPs 3.00pm - Advertising by

Despite all the precedents, it is incredible to watch media figures & outlets who were supremely comfortable with a Prime Minister breaking all manner of rules, regulations & conventions hysterically attacking a Prime Minister who has broken precisely none.

non aesthetic things A husband and wife both win gold in the Olympics and Paralympics, thing you love to see 🥇 ❤️

BBC Newsnight Please stop this propaganda. Sack Robbie Gibb today.

BBC Newsnight Why do you platform the non-entity, Alex Phillips? Leveson 2 needed now The Labour Party #FarageRiots

Sarah Reese Jones He buys a lot of John Deere. He knows more about John Deere than anyone. He knows more than John Deere. John is a very good friend of his. He said to him, with tears in his eyes, shirr you are the best tractor expert, nobody else in the history of mankind knows more about…🧵

James Cleverly🇬🇧 Does anyone take this complete idiot seriously. He's the ultimate, lying spiv. No integrity, no talent and absolutely no right to be criticising anybody after the shitshow he was involved in.

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