𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐁𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐙𝐎𝐍𝐄! 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐓!! #WEIRDO

[ Taking Soniqua on a walk ]

//Huh... Neat

"Naaaaaaah Too busy gettin' wasted and NOT paying child support"

Gettin' wasted and lookin' at a poster You?

<—Owes money to like....10 people

. . . HeDoesn'tOweHerMoneyAndThisIsADistractionWhileHeTakesHisWalletRight?-

Standing in a bench next to a sign labeled as "Will do anything for Coins" ... Coins has been crossed over and replaced with "Rings"

... Huh... Neat..

Uh-uh yea yea wooo and whatever. Where are my coins?

THAT'S THE SECOND ONE LIKE,C'MON DUDE I'M STILL TRYNA PAY RENT !-

I JUST WANT TO PAY THE REEEEEEEENT

[ FUCKING LIVID ]

I am so fucking mad right now

No

[ Shoots him with a gun ]

. . . Man

// Can't wait for everyone from the normal mobius to just look st this sonic and be like ".. Dude what the fuck happened to you?... Why are you staring at that post?"

Sooo.. Does eggman actually wear pants in your universes? ...Lucky