We gotta bring back slangin crack & gang banging this shit is getting ridiculous

i am not fine shyt, i’m the way the ocean sparkles when the sun touches it

Claim it!!

I charge everything to the game. That’s why I don’t be giving a fck. Because I know in due time, my time coming, and every mf who put me last gone feel me first.

baseball team mom 🤭 adding a new hat to my resume lmao

my sister married an idiot. that’s it. that’s the tweet 🥲

trying to get a flag lifted is too much. like i deadass understand why people’s tags be dead 😭

bruh. i called customer service & they got someone from a different department on the phone— she said hello and HUNG UP 😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶

the way I’m bout to crash out omfg

Kiyah kicked me off the Amazon cause her & Odie plottin, but like…. I need to order stuff 😂😂😂

I agree. I love old body SUV’s. They actually give sport utility 😅

One thing about black people, we gone say “look at God” bout everything 😂 idc if it’s a empty parking spot 😂😭

Okay but why was I trying to teach Kyree last week. Harder than teaching him to tie shoes & he left handed 😭😭😭😭😭

Trying to do this as an adult— I’m genuinely terrified 😂😭

🔥 he can eat all the crab legs he wants w/ stats like this 😭

I want a new house and new furniture so bad lololol

Bruuuuhhhhhhhhh my daughter is SO demanding. It’s literally her way or no way I AM DRAINED 😭

my Apple Watch is dead :( does my workout still count 😭😂

The ATM ask 25 questions... can you please HURRY UP before I get robbed

I love when Black people say “there go your friend” and you look up and it’s somebody you hate 😂😂😂