That one friend who is barely a person

bite marks are love notes written in flesh

girls will tell you nothing is wrong then act like this the whole day

#Dexter

i love you can you please be psychotically obsessed with me

the hottest thing a man can do is show you how much he yearns for you

unfollowing me when you get a girlfriend is actually real as fuck and i support you.

cold blooded murderer with a body count in the hundreds btw

i’d engrave your name in my heart if you wanted me to btw

“women are so hard to please” meanwhile women:

when he still likes u after acting crazy

My son cheated on his baby mama when they were together, and I told her straight up leave him and move on with your life. Fast forward some time later, my coworker was talking about how he wished he had a good woman. From what I’ve seen over the years, he’s a solid man. So I

me and the boy i met off the internet

having a boyfriend is only embarrassing if ur dating a loser

Moral of the story: If you fumble a real one, don’t get mad when someone else picks them up and treats them how they always deserved.