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ham

@ahemmily

she/her. i run, i write, i parent. my takes are lukewarm.

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Taylor Swift is Daenyrus Targaryen and I absolutely love them both despite being… you know. Desperate to be loved. Hellbent on justice. Bloodthirsty.

The Readiatrician- not here anymore (@readiatrician) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I said goodbye to a patient a few years ago. She didn’t die, she just got old. I treat patients to age 21 and they move on. When they do, I joke, “well, I did my job! I kept you alive until adulthood!” With this kid, it was not a joke. 1/

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Reddit is incredible. A website so important that because google no longer even remotely functions, you have to google reddit+topic to find information from humans about it. Yet its standard of humor would embarrass someone from 2007.

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Hanging out at the finish line of any marathon is faith renewing in the extreme. Like the airport arrivals area on steroids. You don’t even need to know any runners.

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A very good thing in my life rn is the entire time my 1.5 year old had a bath yesterday he sung out “Buuuu-bbles” repeatedly. For ten mins.

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Literary Twitter is just a bunch of people being like “anybody know of a writer who [insert success marker despite constraints]?”, a bunch of Twitter writers saying “ME!”/self promoting and the answers feeling altogether disappointing.

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we need a word for when clothes you rely on to feel stylish or whatever suddenly lose their power, so that when you wear them again you feel as if a disgraced aristocrat now made to work the bazaar fruit or fish stand, in what he hopes is quiet anonymity and not recognizable ruin

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This time of year I get so mad at people 10-25 years older than me posting about doing stuff with their parents. Both parents. Ugly side of grief.