unrelated but armand gotta die

dude everytime a quote from this book comes up it’s like seeing an ex I feel sick

could never be me ill be hosting a lesbian poetry workshop this sunday while fasting. everyone get more muslim and queer now!!

having gay thoughts during ramadan is so humbling cuz shaytan all locked up thats just me

abaya and hijab smoking a cigarette in the mosque parking lot and scaring the arab men

I’m so happy for the Chinese and the new year but by god if these fireworks don’t stop I’ll end it all I have to be up at 6am

there only 3 real jobs that will last forever: doctor, funeral undertaker, and english phd in American postmodern literature

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

day 29

Peter Parker better than me mj forgetting him would be my villain origin story and this movie would be about thay

DYKES TO THE FRONT HETEROS TO THE BACK. FUCK EVERYBODYYYYY

having a girlfriend that is friends w everyone and their MOTHER is so hard I gotta beat the ladies off w a stick

cuz they didn’t do the reading

سونيك يصلي مع المسلمين بينما ماريو الكافر يسافر لجزيرة ابستين

heard someone refer to international students as internationals and it felt like a slur

u have not known true joy till you’ve watched your gf put air in your tires …

dear diary today my gf called me fat … my life is so hard … feeling #betrayed

transcribing a conversation between my sister and her friends for a linguistics assignment and so far all ive learned is they say the word like more times in a sentence than anything of actual substance

well write what u know