Some people see us sad and think it is love issues, my friend I need 9 billion to sort my problems

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That feeling when your mother calls you with your surname in public 💔😭😹

Which tribe made you swear never to ever date that tribe again?🥲😭

Me in 2010 concentrating on zero face book instead of building my twitter account 😂

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If everything goes well before December 🙌

I think the only cheap commodity left in this country is a match box😏

Easter is soon my boss, aren't you going to pay me today ? I fasted 40 days like Jesus but my landlord still wants rent. Resurrection loading... but my salary is still dead 😂

Luseke promax😂😂

Serious question my people: Before the white man brought the Bible, our ancestors were worshiping Balubaale and doing sacrifices... so all those strong men who fought Kabaka's wars, are they roasting in hell now or chilling with their own gods ? 😂😂

Imagine the waiting room in heaven: All the Africans who died 1000 years ago sitting there like ,We were good people, we shared meat, respected elders...' then missionaries arrive and say 'Sorry, wrong queue, hell that side.'