you forgot to block me from the astral world. see you in your dreams

how it feels writing "oh it's okay i understand" to the most gut wrenching thing

sorry babe no sex rn, the groupchat is active and i'm trying to get my joke in before they change topics

this entire year has just been a mix of me losing my mind and having the best time of my life

going to get my masters, going to make a million, going to laugh about it all when I do

the 0 likes won't stop me from posting i will talk to myself if i have to

Twitter is for people who talk to themselves and enjoy their own company

if you’re a guy and you’re struggling rn just remember nobody cares and it does get worse from here

life really does get better when you get back into your nerdy interests again

This is the best Pokemon edit of all time

These indie devs made a magic based co-op horror game that you can play with up to 5 friends - cast spells by shouting into your mic - play as a minion wizard - deal with magical beasts and monsters Called YAPYAP

Making sure the doordash driver is gone before I open my front door to grab the food.

u can lead a horse to water and it’ll probably drown