Any time I make any sudden movements, Waffle leans in for pets 😩🥺

Dads suffer from postpartum depression too and that’s honestly really sad because I know no one gives a damn about what they’re going through. I don’t.

One of the super cool things about having no boundaries and running your mouth regularly is that it applies to people who harm you too.

Music is amazing, and it’s crazy you can hear a few seconds and recognize a song. Especially with how often people recycle shit.

bridgit mendler is slaying omg

you say you want new clothes, but you never made the choice to clean out your closet so that they can come. you say you want your passion career to come, but you haven’t made the choice to leave ur dead end job.

I’m getting real tired of having ads in my face constantly.

Just a reminder that Pat Tillman, the man in the ad the NFL just opened the Super Bowl up with, was shot in the head by his own men in an intentional friendly fire incident after he became openly critical of U.S. war efforts (particularly in Iraq).

you’d think with that fat ass budg- nvm because I would go blue in the face

You could probably get away with it if men actually accepted “no” the first time you said it. But this “date” is going to end with him pressuring /guilt-tripping you for sex. You know it. I know it. He knows it. It’s a trap.

What Ever Happened to Zane, The Queen of Black Erotica? dlvr.it/SjMTr5

I don’t get how y’all gatekeep where you get your clothes from and shit. It makes me feel cool as fuck being the person to put someone on something. And half of y’all are wannabe influencers so why are you suddenly afraid of someone biting your style?

“Man and Woman” is an 8 metre tall sculpture by Tamara Kvesitadze. Located in Batumi, Georgia, Every night they merge for a short embrace, before separating, representing the story of lovers separated by war x.com/Earthlings10m/…

Watching someone learn your body in real time is very, veeeerrrrry sexy. You can see the smirk on their face as the lightbulb comes on and they do it again and again. And then when that smirk turns to…something else because your increased pleasure increases their pleasure.

I’m here to tell you this shit is fun as hell.