DON'T talk to me before my morning coffee. Don't talk to me after it either.... #coffee #CoffeeMorning #moody #octopus #toyphotography #StuffedAnimals #PlushLife #CuteAnimals #angry #grumpy

Today's plan: place these around unsuspecting human feet. #motivation @ Dallas, Texas instagram.com/p/CLw8LB9B8TM/…

Today's plan: place these around unsuspecting human feet... #LEGO #toysandhobbies #ToyStory #Evil #ouch #octopus #CuteAnimals #CutenessOverload #funniesttweets

What do I hate more than Mondays? Humans. I hate humans more than Mondays... @ Arlington, Texas instagram.com/p/CL4uLd8Brss/…

What's cooking, plushies? #PlushLife #plush #Plushies

""I hope this email finds you well""... STOP FINDING ME!!! @ Orange County, California instagram.com/p/CMhy8iOh3Z3/…

BACK OFF the sushi. This mine dinner now. Finders keepers, humans weepers. @ Los Angeles, California instagram.com/p/CMm07SWh4ej/…

Choose wisely.... @ Pacific Ocean instagram.com/p/CMxMDSjB00p/…

Do you ever get "pre-annoyed"? Like you already know someone is about to annoy you.. @ Downtown Los Angeles instagram.com/p/CM2Tf9jhecb/…

The octopus is a highly skilled ocean predator, with surprise sneaky attacks. I caught all these fish in only one day - top that, humans. @ Sugar Rush instagram.com/p/CM74IJdhWpY/…

DON'T believe anything this woman says. I hate cuddles and I hate her annoying voice. Get me out of here! @ New York, New York instagram.com/p/CNGG__UhQbb/…

I put this octopus in my kitchen to remind I've had enough snacks for the day...

Back for snacks again?? It’s only 11AM and this is your 4th time in the kitchen…go do something productive for once @ Kitchen instagram.com/p/CQwHVQhBp0P/…

We are very excited to announce this partnership and hope our work will make this octopus less grumpy @grumpyoctopus2 marketwatch.com/press-release/…

Times are so hard, even stuffed animals aren't having it anymore...

This Valentine's, I got my girl a sassy little octopus.