If you want to alienate yourself from those around you, start talking about podcasts

I recently rescued an injured baby seagull. It was a huge mistake. He refused all food except French fries covered in mayonnaise and he still hasn’t moved out. It’s been 5 years.

I have an amazing fact about string cheese I’ll tell you about sometime

If a magician ever asks you to check in his pocket to see if your card is in there, don’t. It’s just a ploy to distract you from the sleight of hand he’s using to roll up your signed chosen card and stuff it into the center of a fairly chosen citrus fruit

After 3 long years, I finally saw Jurassic Park Live. I bought my ticket back in 2019 for an April 2020 performance, but I guess all the dinosaurs got sick so they had to reschedule. Now, having seen it, I can confidently say, it was NOT worth the wait #jurassicpark

Sarah Cooper Reuters yes it does....Just another PR stunt from #TeamTrump