"Cruel."

"Eh. Earn it."

ive got one (1) brain cell and rn its grad school au

"I'm going to kill someone in about half an hour."

"It went well, if anyone was curious."

"I'm glad you have such confidence in me, Professor."

"Oh, you know... some guy."

"I'd give you all the juicy details, but my profession isn't the most legal one out there."

// gotta get back into the rp zone, so i'm down for these or any other starters you got

"Who said you need qualifications? Rhea's word is law."

"Maybe if this was an actual university. This is an Officer's Academy. You're qualified because you have combat experience. Better qualified than our other professors, I would say."

"...I should probably get a new horse." She got kind of sad when her last one died and hasn't gotten another one since. Don't tell anyone.

// i don’t usually do ‘events’ per se, but it’s tempting to exercise my horror writing for a halloween thing…

“Is this the cool new greeting? Like, ‘hey guys, what’s knotting?’”

“And then you get reamed by a werewolf.”

turns out in fodlan you can just make up whatever you want

"Vibe check." Shoots a man in the neck.