I did a little dance to the music playing at work and my coworker was like 'why are you always doing random emotes like a fortnite character?' and now I'll never be the same like that's so neurodivergent of me rip

This is my first time watching a debate, is she allowed to summon the slime monster

I'm a Kyle sun💚☀️, Stan moon💙🌙, Butters rising 🩵🌅

wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf (/pos & /neg)

Stan playing guitar and singing this to Kyle #spstyle open.spotify.com/track/5tbGrUoG…

i'm laughing SO HARD there's a new girl at work she's like 17 and she was like "ummm i forget how to use the big phone." she didn't know to take the phone off the receiver to dial. i'm DYING i'm OLD

very happy and very stupid 😊😝✨open.spotify.com/track/3yqVm7Je…

AI can not write fanfiction or make fanart 🗣️

can't wait to tell my therapist how mindful and demure i've been

I need a separate twitter account of all the tweets i've deleted

every single interaction I have with people when I'm traveling alone (specifically at the airport)

the 1 thing on my future wedding registry

I just-- lol I'm like 😶