Go on a mini vacation they said. It will be fun they said. -me, from the back seat of a cop car. But also- kid free so it kinda is a vacation. #ridingdirty #GA #distressedfemale

I love high waisted pants... then I sat down. #bringbacklowriders #ae #dontsitdown

When you’re folding towels after a pool party and can identify all your crappy towels and judge that one towel that is wearing a scarlet letter... #tramptowel #poolparty #igot99towelsandthisaintone

Why does everyone stand up when the plane lands? Like dude, nobody wants to see you at that angle as you pull down your bag from the overhead bin that’s two away from where you are prematurely standing. Sit back down seat 32a.

The past few weeks I have crammed my brain full of “How Tos” I’m running a business. Can I just have an extra 24 hours in the day now to implement them and still do the 192764 other things too? Anyone feel like this?

Isn’t it weird what the elderly will tell anyone? My 94 year old grandma: football, on the tv. Waitress: that’s right ma’am Gma: yep! Me: waiving her off with a nod Gma: did she not know? Me: what? Gma: what?