Just had a very tipsy woman who lives over the road come into the pub and ask me if I could help her get her "male friend" (her words 😂) out of the toilet as the bathroom door was stuck 😂 Pubs are vital to the community in many ways 😂

I bet Manuel Neuer is quality at bowling.

Neil Robertson is such an enigma. Best cue action in the modern game probably, but just hasn't dominated like he maybe could have. I'm sure he's got more ranking titles in him, obviously. Just needs to play his own game. Play the risky pot, go for it.

Man United are the funniest club on the fucking planet 😂😂😂

As if we all didn't hate VAR enough

James Watt: “you’re letting me go?!?” “James, some workers love a toxic work culture, we don’t know, we don’t wanna know. Frankly it’s a fanbase we could do without” “So that’s it, after 17 years, so long and good luck?” “I don’t recall saying good luck”

Ella Toone. Player of the match when I saw her Vs Bristol and then scores an absolute screamer in an FA cup final. What a player.

Casemiro and Jonny Evans as your CB partnership against this Arsenal side is, honestly, hilarious. Not unrealistic to be expecting 5 or 6 goals against this lot really.

Outrageous

Miedema leaving Arsenal is awful news. I get we have Russo now, and Blackstenius has been great this season, but she's the all time top scorer in the WSL and will be in her prime when she's back to full fitness. I assume she's going to Chelsea and Kerr won't be signing a new deal

Shocked that I've not seen anyone mention Chang have made an Espresso Lager. Disgusted with myself that I'm dying to try it 😂

Stop whatever you're doing and watch Nadal va Djokovic right now. Olympics tennis always hits different.

God I love Andy Murray playing tennis.

My city ❤️

First cider/Perry I've drunk for a long while. For someone who judged the world cider awards a couple of years ago, that's pretty wild. It's a steep drop once you're off the radar in the cider industry though.

The thing modern British breweries have never got is "craft" beer drinkers want to drink trad German Helles, and "lager" drinkers want something cold, clear, fizzy and tasteless. Still there's loads of hazy/ddh/NZ hopped lager kicking about that nobody really likes.