what the fuck??

America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home. Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.

I expect 6-8 beers at minimum today out of each and every one of my followers. Anything less is treason

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Generational Run

Hey Donut Operator 🍩, where are your tweets blaming Trump or Greg Abbott for the lack of preparation or response for the flood? You seemed like you had so much more to say about the California wildfires while blaming Gavin Newsom and DEI. Would be really pathetic if you were

These are our cis allys dawg we’re all going to the gulag

i’m an ethical hater. i’m hating on u from a nuanced and multifaceted standpoint

It's so weird that the graph for fertility v. female education and the graph for fertility v. male education look basically the same but you have probably only seen one on here.

Out here getting sir’d at the sushi restaurant while my parents argue with my mute button about using my name

this guy? no way.

Tried sake for the first time and sushi for like the second time in yearsss and I think I’ve changed my mind I kinda dig it

I’m getting stupid drunk tomorrow this week SUCKED