a beautiful future

This fucking meme 😭

🍂“Autumn” version of my Wolves & Wildflowers Muscle Tanks now available! 🐺

wicked fans need to understand that the main reason wicked 2 did not get any oscar nominations was because the movie was bad and no one liked it. they gave the first one loads of nominations. one catty gay guy in the academy talking shit to the press means nothing

BEING ON EARTH IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND WE ARE SO LUCKY

ancient evil awakens

Act 2 of Wicked is notoriously terrible, not sure why it's shocking the film version isn't raking in awards.

here’s the song. LMM should sue imo

if my fries came out looking like this and piled this high i’d go back into the kitchen and tongue kiss the chef

Earth, Wind, and Fire, and Crosby and Stills and Nash and Young And Simon and Garfunkel and Hall and Oates and Zapp and Roger and Wings and Fripp and Eno and Huey and Lewis and The News

I saw new meme in Mandarin SNS saying that Keria blacked out for 40 minutes and woked up at T1 HQ Faker asked him, “Where did you go?” and Keria said, “I don’t know… I think I somehow played a match in Beijing.” Lollllll

The question isn't whether Dong Zhuo is a saint. The question is: why did it take a warlord to do what others refused. Who's really the threat here? The man who seizes power to stop the bleeding, or the ones who let the empire die slowly while they feasted?

How the fuck you gonna put guns in fantasy bullshit and not make a single one of them use magic or anything. How the fuck you people didn’t come up with the sniper rifle being a wizard staff or something. Just had to put an ak in the thing they couldn’t help themselves.

General Will Stancil will be remembered as the hero of the Minnesotan SSR for his victory over Obergruppenführer Gregory Bovino in the battle of Stancilgrad

Gisele Fetterman tweeting from John’s phone while she distracts him with a laser pointer:

The Eight Things Wrong With ‘Highguard’ via @forbes forbes.com/sites/paultass…

Rest now OPEN-chan. We have the watch. See you in Valhalla.

The Washington Post has the best sports section in the country, and I don’t think it’s particularly close. Only a soulless corporate goon would think the paper is better without it. A short-sighted, cowardly decision. Shame is your legacy.

Opening X this morning!