I'd tell Karl not to encourage him, but I don't care.

One of the reasons I'm so fucked up...

"Good morning" Ugh,, what's so great about it?

It's not a phase, mom.

*says literally anything* But it's whatever.

But it's whatever

I thought rain was just God crying x.com/agentmotivatio…

"You have a shitty attitude, Agent Lerner." Ok but have you considered: I don't care

Whenever the sun rises birds start screaming and part of me is like same and the other part needs the birds to shut the hell up

*looks at Kit*

Why couldn't I have been born blind x.com/agentlimitatio…

Just choose N/A for everyone it's what I do. x.com/agentmotivatio…

Nah I don't feel like getting up. x.com/agentlimitatio…

I say I don't care, but deep down... I really. REALLY. don't care.

"hey Kat introduce me to your hot brother, what's he like?" Well. Long story short, an ass.

There's a fine line between being a dick and being sassy. I know it exists, I just don't care about it.

*looks pointedly at Kit*