“The day you turn 18 you relinquish your ability to kick kids.” -Geoff Ramsey

What in the waffles was going on in that pan? #90DayFiance #90day

Damn, that first exclusive FuckFacePod gurpler went faster than the page would load, but I think I got the other one (unless it’s suddenly canceled, Warner wouldn’t suddenly cancel something, would they?). Also excited to maybe have finally gotten any gurpler!

I have to get it now. FuckFacePod Cosmic Crisp® Apple

I would be unstoppable with this level of confidence #Survivor

I want to be a delulu as Liz on SURVIVOR #IWouldHaveBeatAllYall

All my friends warned me about americanair The issues with my flights there were many but small so I let them slide, but the mess my return has turned into and the piss poor attitude of half the reps I’ve had the displeasure of speaking with? In the year 2024? Disgusting.

Hey Canterbury Castore Sportswear and Nike you have your logos all over the clothes the US rugby team has been wearing but why can’t I get my hands on an Ilona Maher jersey. Not even Olympics branded, maybe give her a line she designs? Idk, the people want jerseys.

Please PhatChanse, tell me you company expensed some sea monkeys.

And now we are talking about eating cats. 🦅🇺🇸

Tim Walz looks at Vance like a teacher listening to Vance give a book report on a book he didn’t even bother to read the cliffnotes on. #VPDebate

Thank you for blessing me with the bottom screen to send my friends. #90dayfiancebeforethe90days #90dayfiance

I’m screaming 😂😂😂😂😂 #90DayFianceTellAll #90dayfiance

My mom saw a red plastic cup at a restaurant and said, “oh look! They have gurplers!” I’m gonna let her continue to think that’s what they are all called. The Regulation Pod

chloe 🦋 BISH!!!! I swear if that girlfriend called on McKay I'm driving to Pittsburgh to beat her azz myself!!! 😡 The only reason she so pressed is cuz she knows her man still loves McKay!! #thepitt