when i say i wanna see problematic women on screen im talking about slightly morally bankrupt black girls not white women who are essentially female hitler we already have a lot of those

i so desperately need a friend group of extroverts to adopt me and take me out every week against my will because this life i'm living aint shit

canadian girls will be like "i needed this" & it's just going outside without a jacket

how executive dysfunction feels

Me partying at an art gallery last night

Not even romantic partners just like. Coworkers

accidentally got rid of the singular eyebrow hair that makes or breaks whether my whole face looks normal

I stalk everyone no one special i’m just a stalker

life’s too short to keep postponing joy until everything is perfect. i’m choosing joy in the middle of the mess

People when you just want to have a conversation:

Hey everybody look it’s Ms no bitches

She stay in the house so much I thought this was AI

odio conocer gente más joven que yo porque yo siempre fui la más joven de todos los lugares que habité no me divierte ni un poco por eso hay que juntarse con gente que te doblen en la edad así seguís sintiéndote un adolescente

I love this makeup style on her

She would be within her rights to shoot you

Might have to leave Canada bc every fall and winter I turn evil and every spring and summer I become a whimsical little creature full of life and love

I wanna dye my hair so bad (again)

“Bras shouldn’t be mandatory” “Well ME and my GIGANTIC MASSIVE HONKERS cannot go without a bra, unlike you FRIED EGG MOSQUITO BITE bralette brigades”