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Carl

@afriendlymouth

just a big hungry monster here, a big hungry monster| please crawl into my mouth

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calendar_today06-11-2015 23:05:30

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Have too many things to do than you can possibly get done?Feeling overwhelmed?I have the solution:crawl into my mouth&never worry again

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you have been invited to the sweaty one armed monstrosities surprise unbirthday party,pls arrive in his mouth at 8-sincerely someone else

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Carl definitely does not know about this party and is not writing this right now to coax you into his mouth so he can eat you

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come party with us in the big monsters mouth! this is not a trick!!! big monster's mouth! be there or be square!!! (squares are welcome too)

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it doesn't matter if time makes sense to you because in my mouth there is no time, crawl into my mouth&be safe from time

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*pulls self across the road*hey,you there,yes YOU!you have won the prize of crawling into my mouth—NO COME BACK! don't run away,crawl into m

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friendly reminder that my mouth is a good source of shade, you know if you want to get out of the sun & practice good safety skills

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I'm renaming my mouth the beach so people will go to it for a good time!come to the beach we do not have teeth!!!or saliva,it's the ocean