If a taco truck has Doritos anywhere on the menu I already know what type of timing they are on

My sister and I talk about the craziest shit out in public I hope nobody is ever eavesdropping 😂😂😂😂😂

Came 30 mins late on purpose and the food still isn’t ready 💔

Damn not rich homie quan omg

I’m watching marlon wayans interview on Club Shay Shay rn and thought about this tweet. The whole family contributed so much to entertainment. It’s crazy how they tried to take their ideas but they always came back swinging.

No. 💙

I had an edible + a glass of wine I’m at peace

This is how I know most ppl are unserious because Wayne hasn’t been good since the iPhone 8 so what’s all the rah rah about lol

Rest in Power, Frankie Beverly. (12-06-1946 🕊️ 09-10-2024) Before I Let Go

@ work rn trying not to get fired!

Lilo my fav yt

I just woke up from an unplanned nap to new Kendrick and fatademiks is catching strays 🙏🏽

Ain’t no way it’s mid September and I’m sweating outside! Bring that sweater weather ASAP

😂

Whoever invented cut waters thank you

A’dominant season for the ages. All year A'ja Wilson has been unstoppable and after scoring a record 1000 points in a single season there’s no doubt, she’s the undisputed best player in the game.

Me if I was born 22 years later than I was

🗣️ IF I STAND ON MY MONEY IMA BE A BIG BITCH