it’s a hot martial artist summer

nah, the heat doesn’t bother me. it’s because i’ve seen people discuss a “hot boy” summer and a “hot girl” summer on the internet. so naturally, the next evolution would be martial arts, something anyone can do regardless of gender. and also i really like martial arts.

pei has informed me on the social media trend “tick tock”. i assume this has to do with some sort of clockwork.

“why don’t the x-men invite me to their big gala? hank is literally on rand corp’s board of directors.”

hi-yahh!

“… scarlet? you’re looking different.” danny knew ben was behind him, so the call of his name didn’t phase him. he gave a small shrug and thought for a moment. “restore? not really. maybe there’s something in the book of the iron fist. but i can meld memories. why?”

remember kids, a block is a lock is a blow is a throw

one day people will stop referring to me by an obscure hanna-barbera cartoon

happy spider-man day

the benefits of knowing like six languages fluently is that i can change language each word in a sentence

if i had a nickel for every time someone asked me if i was into lucha libre, i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.