Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7. Stranger: I love your dress. Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

Menstruo há anos e até hoje não sei se coloco o absorvente mais pra baixo ou mais pra cima

The sexual tension between me and wanting to call in sick every day I wake up for work.

Perfume triggers memories like maaaaaaaaad😂

One thing about me??? I am never ashamed to tell people my age. 😂 I’ll open my mouth waaa and tell you my real age.

Sunscreen reapplication is propaganda I’m never falling for.

How do girls learn how to do makeup? I swear it feels like every girl just magically knows how to do makeup except for me😭

Never underestimate the ability of ice cream to make you feel better when you’re having a bad day as an adult

Idc being on your period is considered being sick😭

Im not gonna lie, I don't care about "feeling seen" at work . As long as that check is "seen" hitting that bank , im good. I really just wanna do my job and go home.

If I call my apartment my "house" and you correct me, you a hater fr😭

What do you want for your birthday? Me:

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

UM FATO: voltar depois do intervalo de almoço no trabalho é uma das coisas mais difíceis de fazer.

That urge to start applying for new jobs after your boss makes you mad is crazy 😭😂

I love how something can be the BIGGEST problem in your life and 6 months pass and you legitimately cannot even remember how bad of a problem it was 🤣

I can't explain a story to someone without telling them multiple stories within that story. I need you to have context and that context needs more context 😂😭

I just LOVE when people have their signature things. like everyone knows it’s a YOU thing!

I love the internet