Thank god for Sky Sports. I was struggling to know how to assess my own football club until a washed striker who currently plays for Basingstoke Town was able to share his valuable insight.

Arsenal chant You’ll never guess what fanbase is flooding the replies

This Henry edit is so good😩 I need to get back into my editing bag asap

2 billion spent and this is what you’re turning up to European games with?

Racist remarks at Semenyo Abusing a manager on the touchline by the same bloke who abused a disabled Women. 3 home games into the season. Liverpool football club everyone. European royalty these though.

Narratives rob people of enjoyment in football, because wtf this is insane

Imagine if it was Saka to Gyokeres and he skied it Gary Neville would be doing a whole podcast about it

There’s top reds that want him out though When he leaves we decline massively

We are not even 5 games into the season.

People aren’t realising how cooked football is as a sport if the Ballon D’or history books says “Salah - 2025”

Gyokeres and Sesko are supposed to come in and hit the ground running but ickle wickle Wirtzy has to have his settling period Get fucked. He was a record signing.

You can put makeup on a pig and try make it look as beautiful as possible, regardless it’s still a pig

Merino has done nothing productive at all, we’ve got Stonehenge in midfield

Gyokeres bleep tests up front chasing down shit passes Merino who’s creativity doesn’t extend past 5 yard back passes More recycling than a dump site Eze for Merino Saka for Trossard Madueke on the left, Saka right and Gyokeres up top this second half

Pep’s gonna have a back 6, but nothing will be said cos it’s not Arteta

Worst part about this whole performance is we’ve been run ragged by Jeremy Doku

Fans want Arteta out but won’t ever give you the man to replace him🤣🤣

wonder what this prick thinks about their performance today

City’s throw in, Bernardo had no reason to throw the ball at Trossard, roles reversed and Trossard was on a yellow I’m fully convinced we’re down to 10

Stopped being arsed in the Ballon D’or when Henry was robbed by Nedved, it’s a popularity contest