I hate going out with people then they invite people you don't know and you like "WHY WHY you torture me like this!"

My sisters friend is killer hot omfg

Never take the delivery man for granted and always tip him. If it want for him we would have t stop being lazy and go fetch the pizza

Why can't the monster under the bad just give me a blowjob

Ass is 50% of beauty

Watch that awkward moment and it's basically what is want my life to be like, ie fuck all day and party all night

Pissed to the extent of suicide right now!!!!

STFU

And you say that about me!

Ghvggkdxfdbnd

RT for an indirect. [Only FL/RP, MBF] 🐰

Need to calm tf down

Take shot glasses. Heat them up. Put it around their eyes . Turn it around and let them eye balls melt out. <----- what infant to do to ppl

Post like this make me feel fat and lazy

Do u know the curious life of Benjamin bottoms? Yeah well ur like if the curious life of _[insert name]__ but no1 is FUCKEN curious

U make my heart beat faster #guysTrippingOverGirls #mylife #iNeedYouNow

I just wait for your reply :) <3

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