. . . Children.

Mmm.

Been exhausted and unwilling to do much of a n y t h i n g recently.

tobias doesn’t like sharing.

no, he... he really doesn’t like sharing.

yes apparently you do not

tobias is the only man i bottom for of course i know these things

Suspicious Dad Mode.

Okay, okay. Going back to bed, now. Behave.

//: you’re all so old in the fandom. i’m a high school student.

//: I KNOW EVERYONE HERE PAYS TAXES AND I CANT EVEN DRIVE (because im a pussy and wont take the test)

//: YES IM AMERICAN you can take the test and get a learners permit when you turn 14

//: granted they have to drive with at least one 21+ year old but honestly, yeah

//: it just makes you more of a universal mother figure

//: thats my job!!!! i am a boy made of charisma

//: Please.

//: words cant explain just how much i love that username