⠀⠀𝐀𝐙𝐔𝐒𝐀 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐇 has joined Tinder! ♡ to know whether he’d swipe left or right for you. ↻ to swipe RIGHT on him. Drop a pic to receive his first message ( cheesy pick-up line )!

✯ 𝓡𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 '𝓑𝓪𝓶𝓫𝓲' 𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻 ✯ " 𝓑𝓸𝓸𝓽𝓼 𝓸𝓻 𝓱𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓼, 𝓘'𝓵𝓵 𝓴𝓲𝓬𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓼𝓼. " ✯ 𝓖𝓪𝓷𝓰 𝓛𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻 ✯

⠀ Now, he appreciates the concern but — Wait. Blob? B l o b ? In what way is he a B L O B ? ⠀

⠀ Well damn. ⠀

⠀ And miss out on admiring this very, very attractive man in his rawest form of comfort? ⠀

⠀ Well, is that not what he is? Or - Forever roommate? Serial Smoocher? ⠀

⠀ The binoculars are kept up even as he’s stepping closer. And closer. Until he’s no more than a metre away. ❝ I spy with my little eye, a handsome man with a loosened tie. ❞ ⠀

⠀ . . . Soup. Soup? By any chance, is Azusa empty in the stomach? Craving soup maybe? ⠀

⠀ With a barely concealed smile, he reaches a free hand up to the hybrid’s collar before gripping both ends of the tie and tugging. ❝ Do tell. ❞ ⠀

⠀ Damn. Just one? Hmmm. Is it . . . donuts? ⠀

༄𝖒𝖚𝖓. running on a vacation schedule so I may be fading out sniff sniff

༄𝖒𝖚𝖓. be back after dying from all the korean spice see you soon my loves

⠀ He’s in⠀d i r e⠀ need of ⠀

⠀ Oh? Hmm. Do they happen to have a serving of fluff on them? Preferably one that meows. ⠀

⠀ Perfect. Two taps to the vacant spot on the bench next to him. Join him? ⠀

⠀ It certainly IS a nice coincidence. Without much preemptive, his head falls to rest on their shoulder just as a sigh escapes past his lips. Is this alright for them? ⠀

⠀ 📸 ⠀

⠀ Got the bribe material. Now, if you will excuse him, he has matters to attend do. ⠀