Maybe the blues goalies just know how much people like scoring and want everyone to feel really good about themselves.

If I see Joel Hofer take the ice for the third period I’m going to puke.

Oh god.

Excited for the Indy 8 hour this weekend, call me #BrickedUp4TheBrickyard !

Y’all think shohei got that super sperm that could get a man pregnant? #ShoMeSomethin

If yo bitch look like John Mulaney let her know I said wassup

Anyone else miss Terry Turner like I do?

R

If you got gray hair stop wearing anime shirts in public

Insane mugshot from Sherrone Moore.

White women that can’t twerk are my type. Hit my line.

They tried to get me yesterday.

Bought the Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator- Brown just to see feel something.

I go where I please and I please everywhere I go. Hit my line.

Women from Birmingham Alabama smell like 9/11 debris.

Ladies if you are going to send me ass, titty, or puh picks please stay out my dm’s.

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Throwing nickles at the strippers child at TERMINAL velocity. Dumb broad thought this was day care.

Going to raising canes and ordering a box combo, swapping everything for coleslaw. #CBTM