Continuing the tradition of winning city bar trivia

Me ordering a g&t after a long day of drinking black coffee and preferring dark chocolate to milk: 😈

🫡 for all the tweets I have liked then unliked for the fear of them showing up on my followers feeds

UW v Ohio state game

I’m culturally Jewish which means I have all the anxiety, stress, and gastrointestinal problems of regular Judaism but without the comfort of god

Last week was merely a little adversity for the City Bar Trivia Champions

Rip to a good, while usually inaccurate, shirt

Me on weekends now that I know both the Badgers and Packers are bad

Meanwhile the planner friend is over here like

the A in my name stands for always right

The rats (my lactose intolerance) are going to hate this announcement (I just consumed a frightening amount of dairy)

the best part of spotify wrapped is looking at the number of minutes someone spends listening and the worst part of spotify wrapped is that it completely excludes december, which is a CRUCIAL listening month, perhaps THE listening month

What’s a bigger red flag

dare i say it is a Beautiful day in madison wisconsin!?!?!?!

this is the original knives out

women in PHLEGM (Philosophy, History, Languages, English Literature, Geography, Music)

Based on my 22 years on this earth I can confidently say: men should not be allowed to choose the theme for PowerPoints

The New York Times, New York, January 3, 1897

guy at work today was laughing about how he used to “accidentally” make decaf coffee for the whole floor but he won’t be laughing when I report him for violating the Geneva protocols on bioterrorism

The People’s Chicago Symphony