Cough. "Igetfreereignstocompletelycuckyournormalwayofliving." Cough.

"Hoo~raaaaaaay for greed that ruins lives for one's own amusement.~" ♪ x.com/ChaoticPetals/…

"Want to clear a room fast? Say, 'I like Nickelback unironically'."

"Or. Summon a meteor. Sky's the limit. Literally."

"Maybe the scrubs need to get good." x.com/JoyousFlames/s…

"Rude to stare, kiddo. Let's keep it movin', keep it movin', keep it movin'." † Elliot †

"They say the fastest way to win a man's heart is through food. I say it's a loaded game of poker, but we all have our strategies."

"Stop saying Aladdin. Seriously. Not all djinns."

"My 'someone wished for something' senses are tingling."

"My name is Akumu-Hakase, and I am required by magical legislation to say that I am a registered soul-offender."

"My middle name is fanservice."

ಠ_ಠ Aine Radburn

"Your wish is my command, more like, your wish is my template to just completely screw you over, sideways, upside down and all around."

*Staring directly into the camera! Finger guns, and an exaggerated wink.*

"One time, a man wished to become the richest man in the world. So I replaced his blood with sugarcane. He didn't live long after."

"But hey, he was a hit with the vampire ladies for what....15 minutes he /did/ last."

"I'm more of a 'between the lines' kinda guy. Exchange..? Dull. The world's at my fingertips already." x.com/ChaoticPetals/…

"Self-centered wishes. Get your self-centered wishes, here. Special make-one-get-one-free deal for today only."

"/Hey/. Not all demons smell like sulfur. I, for one, smell like Irish Spring and bananas."

"Aku-MU."