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Piers Morgan on steroids.

I wonder what all these conspiracy theorists are saying about all these “UFO’s” being shot down over the world.

Breaking News: Piers Morgan calls someone a moron for producing crap terrorising content for click bait.

This is a book you must get if you have any interest in the art of stand up comedy.

If we really think about it.. Who owns our attention? Every day it is being taken. Use it wisely! Our attention is what we need to develop.

I was thinking about hiring the best illusion company to pull off big stunts for a global TV audience.. Unfortunately I can't afford NASA.

Listening to Don Santos a Shaman talking about healing Mexico and the planet

Losing page 3 of the Sun = victory for feminism Losing the Sun Newspaper = victory for humanity

Why do people dress their pets up in stupid costumes? If you think about it.. Really really odd behaviour.

Fantastic audience and show with guest magician Ady Lloyd and @simonsimagic Thanks for coming everyone:)

Ady Lloyd is performing this Saturday for us. Super excited! Tickets via Bath Box Office

Outrageous that Corbyn goes to a Stop the War dinner - he should go to dinners held by arms dealers and offshore bankers like a proper MP.

Ady Lloyd performs for us to tonight! Get your tickets for his one man show.

Performing in one of my favourite places Krowdkeepers Bath tonight.

Hats off to all the marketing team involved for Star Wars... Managed to temporarily distract us from what's really important in life.

Thank you Charlotte! x.com/ccampbellmusic…

Ravin with Fabienne P-C #legend

If we have no UBER then we should have No Sadiq Khan as Mayor and No Black Cabs in this city because both like to screw Londoners .