"You know what, ass-wipe? I refuse to believe that after all the sh*# I've done for humanity I have zero impact."

If bacon is how she goes, so be it.

Maybe, just maybe, she'll buy a pair of jeans.

Is he singing? Cute.

Doesn't he live on pizza?

"You know what ( you ) lack?" Jessica inquires with a snort. "A fist in that ugly face."

AND? It's not like she eats bacon everyday?!

“I am now self conscious about my bacon consumption.”

“That’s definitely an interesting word for it.”

“As much as I love punching— I think that’s exactly what he wants, and I’m not giving that weirdo any satisfaction.”

“A nerd in a spider costume told me I’d die.”

Bloody hell, this is embarrassing. “Weird, right?”

Ugh. “Go away, pest.”

“You’re ruining one of the few pleasures I have left in life.”

Bacon. Sex. Punching. Bubble baths. All a girl needs, right? Explain to her why she no longer is able to enjoy two of those, and Peter is trying to ruin a third? Is this her villain origin story? pt.2

“You know what.” Heh, she’s grinning and shooting a finger gun his way. “You’re one hundred percent right. F*%# him.”

“You know why.”

“You say helping, I say sabotaging."

“I really missed the cancel Peter party? Fu*%"