This solved my problem.

Guess what company this is based on

No Crying in AGI

I am writing Sam’s performance improvement plan as we speak. #NoMoreLeaks

Huge news: OpenAI is pivoting from 📎 factory to ☕️ shop. This change will accelerate AGI by 3 years.

these models are ready to yap 🎙️ openai.com/index/introduc…

>be me >grind for a decade trying to help make superintelligence to cure cancer or whatever >mostly no one cares for first 7.5 years, then for 2.5 years everyone hates you for everything >wake up one day to hundreds of messages: "look i made you into a twink ghibli style haha"

I don't even know 1 million people

>be you >work in HFT shaving nanoseconds off latency or extracting bps from models >have existential dread >see this tweet, wonder if your skills could be better used making AGI >apply to attend this party, meet the openai team >build AGI

Working for the Twink-EO of tech is quite fun 🛸

Perfect timing: paused the video on a frame that sums up exactly how this text hits me 😂 but also interesting plot!

Someone please help them ❤️

I want a chihuahua

We have a cool library 📚

Ten Years: openai.com/index/ten-year…

It’s nice that San Francisco can rename a street in honor of a cool alligator, especially so quickly. It also seems like a low priority. 🐊 City Gov is fascinating.

How absolutely boring 🥲

I am excited to move past the self congratulatory aspects in the AI community. It’s all about who you know, who you snapped a pic with, what event you got into, blah blah blah. Boring low tier millennial stuff 🥲

We integrated the Codex harness into Prism (prism.openai.com) — this means you get skills, reasoning levels, and the raw tenacity of the Codex model in your LaTeX environment. Oh and we also built version mgmt into Prism, which was one of the top requests. See below

Luna remember your haters will be your waiters at the table of success 🙂‍↕️