The world does not deserve Dua Lipa.

Recapping the Dua Lipa concert to my roommate .. “Is she the one who doesn’t show her face?” …

*trash blows across the sidewalk while we are walking at night* ** i freak out and jump** Me: right, we’re not in nyc anymore. It’s not rats, it’s just garbage.

“If you have an IUD, when you walk through airport security, do the machines go crazy and get triggered?”

Today I actually had a full software malfunction. Like I was fully saying a sentence to Hahney and then words stopped coming out of my mouth and instead all you could hear was “baaahiiijgoooopooolloooo”. I now know how my laptop feels when it crashes.

Also I was today years old when I learned that certain states have cut off ages for going to school. How does that not exist for schools in Canada but it does for hockey. That’s easily the most Canadian thing ever

If you have a carajillo and a tuna tostado every day for a month, does that fast track you for Mexican residency? Asking for a friend.

How do you manage to only get 1 tattoo at a time. The tattoo high is real and we really need to normalize it

“Isn’t Costa Rica an American state?” “Bro that’s Puerto Rico…”

Hi Twitter world. I know I’ve been MIA (Mexico does that to you) but had to pop back with my rat update in the week. Hahney and I were just casually getting our morning coffee when a chihuahua sized rat darted out from the bush. I LEFT THIS!! Stay in NYC, don’t invade my MC peace

Walking through our resort in Cabo *someone whistles at us* Me: omg did someone just whistle Fern: wasn’t that a bird? KT: omg Rachel