I cannot believe pope francis' last act before going upstairs was to call for a ceasefire and tell jd vance to eat shit and die. queen shit.

cardinal tagle and cardinal zuppi i need you both to lock the fuck in

coworker told me about how her fav mug was broken and she never found an identical one again so i found an exact match for her in like 10 mins and she went "did you use ch*tgpt to find it" girl im autistic. i do it for the love of the game. dont insult me like that ever again

maybe drinking doubles all night and having a cigarette is actually really good for you there is really no way to know

paracetamol with 10% alcohol is genuinely crazy how is that even legal. I want it so bad you have no idea

Rewatched Terminator 2 last night. Fun movie about AI leading to nuclear war and how the easiest way to kill someone is to dress up like a cop. Can't say its themes resonate today.

They're going after ROM files instead of pedophiles

I remember thinking that V for Vendetta’s whole “comedy sketch enrages evil dictator” subplot was unrealistic because the portrayed sketch was too unfunny to make them mad, but reality has once again proven me wrong.

STOP USING GENERATIVE AI.

"why don't you use bluesky" im sorry this is the only app where the american government screenshots their note app at 30% battery apologising for being catfished into admitting they wanted to coverup the epstein files

We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk jezebel.com/we-paid-some-e…

"you're sick for wishing death on someone" charlie kirk😭:

While everyone was focused on Charlie Kirk’s assassination this Democrat judge in North Carolina ordered Iryna Zarutka’s murderer Decarlos Brown to be released from prison. They are trying to make sure he doesn’t even go to trial and is set free.

If identifying pedophiles is a “risk to national security” it means your politicians are pedophiIes.

I’m split about smoking. On one hand, it takes years off your lifespan, which I love. On the other, it makes women think you’re cool and mysterious, and I’m scared of them

Sorry babe I got daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief but I’ll let the soft animal of my body love what it loves again soon

Crazy that in the rest of the world the Epstein files are actually having consequences but in America nobody seems to be affected.