me when i click “i’ve read the terms and conditions”

People aren’t poor because they’re bad with money. They’re poor because everything costs more than what they’re paid.

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

Please invite me to the fart-off

And the clique he claimed.

nothing makes you fall out of love quicker than inconsideration

Love is not enough. There are other ingredients that have to be there.

A man's idea of "peace" is often just a woman silently tolerating his disrespect everyday

Women hate men as a system, not as individuals. Men hate women as people. That's the issue.

Feeling single in a relationship might be one of the worst feelings

People don't hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

Not people liking my sad tweet

let it end. you deserve someone who knows how to appreciate you.

She wanted to be with him he took her for granted

Congratulations to every woman who left a loser this year

someone treating you like you don't matter is all the closure you need.

not all men but like. isn't it suspicious at this point

I was yours but you were never mine

imagine fumbling a girl who hates every man but you