You ever wonder if Mexicans in England be like “No mames mate” ?

me when someone doesn't believe me and they google it and see I'm right

i don’t miss calls i stare at them

wasted my time, we should've just stayed strangers

Twitter is my public diary. I talk to myself a lot here.

time for me to disappear soon

Physical touch 🤝🏼 quality time

the only new years kiss i’ll be getting is from a tequila bottle

if i didn't text you happy new year we still cool i'm just lazy

don’t forget the lifestyle u promised yourself.

me & my friends trying to take cute drunk selfies

stuck between “i need to save my money” and “you only live once”

everything 10x funnier when u shouldn’t be laughing

in my "???" era

aII it takes is a "you won't" and boom i will