olivia.posttwit.info/virgie I've started going to AA (Illiterates Anonymous)

travis.posttwit.info/kent I don't want to learn karate but I really need a new belt

I had that nightmare again last night where I tweet 141 characters cassie.posttwit.info/saundra

So, you're telling me my credit score should have three digits? olive.posttwit.info/brittney

evangelina.posttwit.info/cathy At midnight, thousands of people will be at Times Square to witnesss Ryan Seacrest's balls drop.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. Pee is yellow. Shit is brown. I am drunk. This is a tweet. candy.posttwit.info/tiffany

"I'm an introvert!" -Extrovert, after being alone for a whole ten minutes. gilbert.posttwit.info/jeannine

You think you've got problems?I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning. frank.twitpost.info/rosa

People who say they don't know how to lie are lying. meghan.posttwit.info/stacy

Need to save money on car insurance? Flee the scene. felecia.posttwit.info/latonya

Sometimes I make statements in the tone of a question? flora.posttwit.info/wallace

mike.posttwit.info/julian I think Lance Armstrong is missing a huge opportunity by not endorsing Uni-ball pens.

A miracle birth, then resurrection. Accept Frosty the Snowman as your personal savior. brooke.posttwit.info/faye