"out of stock" TAKE IT OFF THE WEBSITE THEN!!!!!

ready for all this holiday shit to be over!

Me trying to act normal after hearing something that hurt my soul

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

Me from Me on a Mon to Fri Saturday night

me when life starts lifing a little too much.

me as soon as i get home:

Speak for yourself, I voted for Kamala Harris.

Me vibing at 4am, then realising I gotta work tomorrow.

When they cancel a plan that I didn't want to go to.

me hitting “notify anyway” when their do not disturb is on

When you realize you grew up in best era to be kid and worst era to be adult

telling people your plans can jinx it

“if u sleep in the afternoon, u won't sleep at night” me in the afternoon and at night:

Not a single April fool’s joke today because we are living in a joke

Moving SUCKS! 😫

Hearing birds chirp outside and you haven’t slept

MAGA: Trump crossed the line with that Jesus pic Them tomorrow with Trump:

me liking every hate tweet about klay thompson