Austin (@adoptedhighway) 's Twitter Profile
Austin

@adoptedhighway

terrified of escaped zoo animals

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not a prophecy. prophecies have to scrawled on ruins and passed down generations. the neighbor here is a textbook clairvoyant precog, and should be hunted by authorities accordingly

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true love finds you in the stupidest possible way. thank u Austin for twitter DMing me five years ago and changing my life and possibly the whole entire world

true love finds you in the stupidest possible way. thank u <a href="/adoptedhighway/">Austin</a> for twitter DMing me five years ago and changing my life and possibly the whole entire world
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i like this idea. if you’re a vet you turn into a dog! if you’re a chef you turn into a pizza! if you’re a plumber you turn into a toilet

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a buddy of mine is kinda like webkinz. you can enter a code and unlock a virtual version of him online. you can play minigames and decorate his room