I feel like X does the instant refresh thing and puts the most interesting things at the top to get you scrolling looking for it. I obviously can't verify, but it feels so wrong.

If you say "genuine question", I'll assume you have interior locomotives. If you say "you can't make this up!" I'll assume you made it up, because we've all made up crazier stuff. If you say "neener neener neener" I'll assume I'm upset, and act accordingly.

Vibe based matchmaking

"you like this"

making a movie about how the government controls all the restaurants, calling it Bureaucratatouille

Is selling your soul to the devil a real thing you can do? Completely unrelated, but how would the acoustics be on a fiddle made of gold?

My wifes been telling me this for years

"The fastest path between two points is a straight line.... so TWO straight lines must be twice as fast"

Throwback to Land Before Time! what a crazy movie

Fun trick, if you mix the phrases "you caught me with my hands full", and "you caught me with my pants down" you get the elusive "you caught me with my pants full". Unrelated, my newest nickname at work is Diaper Danny.

when homie gives a heartfelt apology for his emotional outburst

Do any of you have this problem where if you're writing a character, none of the names feel like THEIR name, and it's just a name you gave them instead?

If you keep the paper tab on the top of your Pringles can after you've opened it you're a psychopath

You're telling me if I wear a hat soon, me will be cool?

Why would you buy nice earbuds when you could just push your bad ones deeper into your skull

"go for a walk? Play ball? Want a treat?" buzzword salad. Try having a real conversation with your dog.

putting a little soap in my girlfriends food so she thinks she has the cilantro gene and has a new conversation starter <3 its the little things gentlemen

"if exp 33 doesn't win GOTY it proves the game awards are fraudulent!" Brother they're fraudulent either way. Stop looking for validation on things you truly enjoy from a panel of gaming journalists who have proven themselves to have zero integrity.

Commenting on your own post "wow a hit tweet" is the same as the classic YouTube comment "Edit: wow 5000 likes thanks guys". Now it's ruined.

Risking my account for this. The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026, CAM)