I'm Harold fucking Cooper. What the hell, man?

“Weed is better. I can hotbox all night long.”

“I'm a stoner and proud of it.”

What?

Excuse me?

You're not me!

There's no way Hal would have that ugly-ass haircut. Billy Ray Cyrus wannabe-fuck.

Does anyone have any pot brownies?

You look like a fuckboy.

and he became, forged as is needful for our kind in the furnace of incommunicable loss. pic.x.com/EiwCRgWIhy

❝ You picked me up at a bar wearing a little black fuck-me dress. Couldn’t tear your eyes away from me getting my dick sucked, then you followed me home.  ( ... ) Seems pretty fucking straightforward to me. ❞

Really?

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