All I hear about is tea bagging, and yet my iced tea remains missing. It can’t be both😡

I have found the wonderful sport of nascar and formula 1 today, I proudly say, I am a racist! 🚗 💨

Just saw a meg with Amanda’s face cut off and worn on her. That Meg must’ve been spending too much time with bubba

I’m unsure of why, but all my survivors seem smarter somehow, I dislike this and it does not please me

I.AM.STRONG!

What’s shakin bacon? It’s the survivor on my shoulder that’s what, goddamn boil over OP

Circle of healing can suck my left tit, I’ll spit on every one of you bastards

Spooky season over? I AM SPOOKY, and we are FAR from over

Another new survivor buff? Okay, I guess killers don’t matter anymore

Now they have unbreakaboon? I just can’t win

Support small business’s, murder free range survivors, the entity is like Walmart, but dirtier

There’s envelopes in the universe, I can finally send all these cute postcards I’ve collected

Now I get to hear about NFT’s? I barely know what an acronym is, and at this point, I’m too afraid to learn

Who’s this little hunched ghost bitch?

There’s tvs everywhere in the realm and I still can’t reliably watch days of our lives, this place is going to shit

Circle of healing nerfed again? This doesn’t even affect me

So we can teleport to gens, tvs, lockers and general teleportation, but I still lose my power puke if I get hit with a plank of wood? Equality isn’t in the entities universe yet huh

I wrote for Zack and Cody for about 3 months back in 2006 heres some of my scripts that never made it to air

I am a sucker for someone trying to spread their religious beliefs by violent means, especially with a big sword😍

If you look closely, you’ll find I have no idea what’s going on about 98% of the time